*smack*

It's about time you showed up, JP.
I was about to call in the search-and-rescue.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Finals week for a senior in Utah is more like finals MONTH.
But it's over now.
Oh, and happy birthday again. ^^

*pouts*
Nope. You can't butter me up.
Never.

You sure??
'Cause I've got a present (late of course) with your name on it. I was going to send it today, but I guess you don't want it...

Okay, okay.
I forgive you.
^^

-_-
Pathetic.
But I'm not telling what it is.
You have to WAIT!!
MUAHAHAHA!!!!

-discreetly puts back survival kit and flashlights-

...-deep breath-

OMG YOU'RE ALIVE?!?! YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR SO LONG~!

So now I keel you.

No, but, on the real, Jeremy. You gotta quit disappearing on us like that. Who's going to be the forum punching bag, HMMM? Ever think of that??

What are we going to do with you?




/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ <--- Spikes



.....Nah, I'm only kidding. Glad to have you back, Jerm! DOG PILE ON THE NERD!

You're so abused, Jerm.
But you take it so well...

MON AMI! MON AMI!!

-jumps in the air-

*is dangled*
NO! DON'T LEMME GO!!!
Heh. i know I'm just a lowly senior, but I shtill wuv joo ppl.

*shock collar*

I'z only a frosh.

We shtill lurve u 2.

-pushes button-

BZZZZZZZZZZZT!

But I really, really love shock collars. ^^;

*twitch*

Okay, okay...I'm sorry.

-tucks remote control in purse for later-