Okay, Cat. I read it. Stop beating me up now...

Yes, I read the Maximum Ride series.
And yes, I admit it is pretty good...
Now leave me alone.
>.<
Please.

YES!!
I TOLD YOU SO!!!
HAHAHAAA!!

*gasps*
Okay, I'm done. Continue reading.
Ooh, are you geting #3 anytime soon??

No. I just got through School Out--Forever.
Why? Are you going to force-feed me that, too?

Um... no.
*hides book behind her back*
Not at all...
I haven't goten it yet, actually. It's at the grocery store, but I'm denying myself the privilege of buying it.

Erm...
Okay...
Why?

To make it all the better when I do finally buy it.
Ner-ner-ner!
>.<

Yeh, I got it!! SO COOL!!
Hah!

...Like you, Mika forced me to read them. Forced. Me.

And now I love it...she was so right...I read them all in like three days...>.>

Darn you and your rightness, Mika! -shakes fist-

Bask in the glow of my rightness!

ACH! It buuuuurns

-falls to knees and whimpers-

Oh well. I'm the Psychic of Cheese. So what then?

Then Jerm will...do something. Not sure what.

I'm not either.

But it will involve Link being better than Sheik. No doubt.

Hey, that artist that did the piece on Sheik's butt...the usernames Humanoid_Magpie.

She did a lot of other pieces featuring Link and Sheik. They're pretty funny.

Cat made me read them.
They're pretty funny.

Yes they are :D

Lol.

Link is not gay, though >

LOL
But he is inferior.

Inferior straightness.

Besides...more for me. :D

Pfft.

You can Pfft all you want, cat girl.

Go use Sheik's spandex to blow your nose into when Link is proved the better man...elf...guy...dude...person.

*ahem*

Link.
Wears.
Tights.

Sheik.
Wears.
Spandex.

I WIN!!

Tights.
Are.
Sex-ay.

Only on the right people.

...Like Sheik.
Sheik is in...like...full-body tights...

...Sheik's a woman.

In spandex.

...Do you have a thing for women in spandex, Mika?

0.o

...What are you insinuating??

No!!

Like I said before, I like the MANLY side of Sheik.
MANLY.
M.
A.
N.
L.
Y.
!!.

Okay...so you have a thing for women in spandex who act manly. Or is it men who just so happen to have feminine assets?

O.o

That adds to the awkwardice.

[Har harrr. You knows I jesteth. ]

...I...

I don't know what to say.

Maximum Ride 4 was...

...Way below my expectations.

Max and the Flock were great, but I felt no closure. What happened for Fang and Max? What was up with Fang and Brigid? (That was creepy...)

...IGGY! DID YOU GET YOUR SIGHT BACK?!?

It felt like...the other three could have stood alone. The fourth book, to me, was like "Global warming is bad! Very bad. Oh, crap...not a very interesting enemy...here's a random cyborg man and his Hulk/Eegor thing!" The Uber-Director sounded promising, but then...he...wasn't all that intimidating.

And don't get me wrong; I'm all for saving the environment, but...

The fourth book felt...oddly hollow where the others captivated me. I...cried in the third book. I finished Final Warning with this vague, 'Oh, that was nice...' feeling.

It wasn't all bad though. I loved seeing the familiar spunk Max has. Total was a treat :D Loved him to DEATH! Angel freaks me out in the best possible way. Fang...-slaps on wrist- You are not jailbait! xD Iggy and the Gasman. So much love. Nudge! You're adorable.