Battle Game.

It's every man (or woman. Or extra-terrestrial) for themselves in a free-for-all battle.


You can use any trick in the book. Psychological warfare, virtual nukes, flying pastries...anything.

Go get 'em, guys.

-bodyslams Mika-

{Oh, no you didn't!}

-stands and kicks Mal's feet out from under her-

[Oh yes I diggedy did!]

Mallorie jumps up and starts doing the Polka with Mika..

Make that...THE POLKA OF DEATH!

And Flora and Butch join in.

{Oh, dear...XD}

Mika sneaks up behind Butch and tickles him.

{Hah! I hath slain the beast!}

Butch *coughLinkcough* goes down.

Mallorie drags him away to a church somewhere, white dress in tow...

Flora *achooZeldaachoo* chases after her with a butcher (haha I slay me) knife.

{You are quite welcome!}

That leaves just Mika and "Flora"...
Mika gets all up in Flora's grill.

-ROFLing-

All of a sudden, Maggie and the Ferocious Beast come stampeding by, chased by an umbrella-wielding Mary Poppins

Mika sticks out her foot and trips the FB.
"GREAT GOOGLY-FLIPPIN'-MOOGLY!!"
FB lands on Maggie and Mary and Mal and Mika.
And Flora, for good measure.

Darn you, Flora, and your ability to de-rail the alphabetical train!

...ROFL!!! I loved that show.

All of a sudden, Joe and Steve bust out of the Handy Dandy Notebook, ready to duke it out for superior Blue's Clues co-host guy.

Dora, Diego, Boots, and Swiper runcircles around them all, until the Fox spots Flora.
"SHINY!!"

SWIPER NO SWIPEY!!!

Say it three times, fool!

Swiper swipes all of Flora's shiny things.
And Butch's.
And Mal's.
But not Mika's.
It's like they have a silent pact, or something...

Mal has no shiny things.

She ate them.

Mika swipes Swiper's swipes shiny things and smacks Swiper sensless with a salmon.

Mallorie kidnapped Link in the alliterated confusion

^^
Good. I was hoping you'd catch the alliteration.


Mika slings her salmon at the retreating figures of Mal and...uh... "Butch". "EAT FISH!"

[Wow. I realy missed a lot in Peru, didn't I?]

Jerm watches the battle from his impenetrable nerd tower. He sends out a high powered laser and incinerates...Butch.

[Oh. What did I just do?]

{You just signed a consent form to let Mal kill you. Enjoy your last few moments of life.}
XD

[...-twitch-...You...killed L-link... -twitch-

You must die.]

Mallorie penetrates said inpenetrable nerd tower and prepares to deal vengeance with a wooden spoon.

[those things hurt like crap]

Mika pours blue poition over teh smoldering pile of ashes that was Link. "Oh, Ma-al!"

Jerm pointed over to Cat. "Look there! She's got it all sorted out!!"
He puts up sheilds to try and keep the crazed Mal away.

Mallorie stops mid-swoop and then promptly glomps Link.

This, of course, sends Flora into a similar rage.

{You are quite welcome, Master Paul.}

Mika shoots Mal and Butch alike with a tranq gun, and stuffs them in Flora's closet.

[Hee hee...that means that I've got Link to keep me wa-arm! -singsong voice-]

[Oh my.]
Jerm blows their cover with a few well-aimed lasers.