You will all HAIL CHUCK!

HAIL CHUCK!!
(Who can kill 100% of whatever the heck he wants! Take that, Lysol!)

You are now my hero, Mika.

Right after Chuck Norris.

Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.

XD
That one's new.

If you misspell 'Chuck Norris' on Google, it doesn't say, 'did you mean Chuck Norris?', it says, 'RUN, FOOL! RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE!!!'

ROFL!!

Chuck Norris's agent once asked him if he wanted to be in Brokeback Mountain...

He's been MIA for two years now.

*dies laughing*

The Big Bang theory is simply Chuck roundhousing God in the face.

In all Texas McDonalds, there is a special size up from SuperSize in commemoration of Chuck Norris.

All you have to do in Texas is ask them to Chuck Size you.

...Dollar Menunaire? Psht. I Chuck Sized.

I win for life.

*bows to superior Mal*
Mal wins for LIFE, y'all!

...You know what they say to me in McDonalds?

"Ya'll come back now, y'hear?"

...Tell Finn it only gets worse in the East.


Anyway, Chuck Norris doesn't open a can of whoop-butt. He makes his own. Additionally, it was he who let the dogs out, and he does, in fact, know exactly what Willis was talking about.

{{That I will do.}}

A blonde goes over to her best friend's house. She knocks on the door.
No answer.
Looking through the window, the blonde spots her husband making out with her best friend.
*****
Returning from 'work', the husband finds his wife, standing in front of the door, holding a gun to her temple.
He says: "Woah! Baby, wait! Don't do that, I can explain!"
She screams: "SHUT UP! You're next!"

ROFL!! XD

So, Mr. T and Chuck Norris walk into a bar.

It promptly explodes, as that much raw awesome cannot be contained in any one building.

Chuck has no room for pity, Mr. T.
He's too full of kick-@$$!!

XD

Chuck Norris is my homeboy.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris gargles with razer blades.

He also goes grocery shopping at Home Depot.

Chuck Norris likes to give his wife the still-beating heart of one of his victims every Valentine's Day.

Coincidentally, he's a hopeless romantic, and consideres everyday Valentine's Day.

...You're getting these from the same site I am....
Chuck Norris disapproves.

Chuck Norris is your mom.

[Haha a few I am. Some of them I'm making up.]

Your mom is Chuck Norris.
OH! NOW WHAT??

Mr. T pities the fool.
Norris rips the fool's head off.

Mallorie wrote:

In all Texas McDonalds, there is a special size up from SuperSize in commemoration of Chuck Norris.

All you have to do in Texas is ask them to Chuck Size you.

...Dollar Menunaire? Psht. I Chuck Sized.

I win for life.

Kyouya begs to differ.

XD
{You coudn't delete it?? Hm...I could...}

[Cuz you is be admin.]

Wah!!
How true!

I rule your life!!


YOU CAN'T GET AWAY!!!

I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!!